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Happiness and Good Luck?

They say the Blue bird brings happiness and that my be so. Usually I’m glad to see one Yet when it flies around your parked car day after day Acting like it wants to keep getting into the closed...

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I Duck Taped My Wife

Years of living with someone It’s a Yin and Yang thing   Compromise  with a kiss on the cheek Anger, yet cuddling in bed Hand holding or rolling of one’s eyes Yet there are times Like when the wife...

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Wake Me When It’s Over

2020, Pandemic, Political circus, Winter Whichever comes last

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Randomly Saturday – A Box of Chocolate

It is said “Life is like a box of chocolate” – a quote from “Forrest Gump“ At least with a box of chocolate You can squish the underside, to know what you’ll get Still, both life and squished...

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Wordless Wednesday – When The Chips Are Down, You have to Smile

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Morning Dew

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Happy UN-Valentine’s Day

Say it ain’t so Yet it is carved in stone Laid to rest A lifetime of searching Has it been for nothing ? Well I guess there won’t be A need for cards, flowers or candies Unless of course I get them...

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Of Time and Space

I collect clocks and watches For I can’t seem to keep Time Clocks all around the house Each set to slightly different Time A minute forward here A couple minutes set back there So as I wander Around...

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Randomly Saturday-Stairway to Heaven (or to Hell)

The stairway to heaven ( or to hell) Depending on which way your headed Look up Look down Either way looks perilous So, you would have to wonder What would happen If you just kept your feet on ground?

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